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Sup. It's Kenny McCormick. Fifteen going on sixteen. I live in South Park and serve as the residential pretty boy. You'll find me in my garage cooking up crystal meth, or at the bar slamming a beer or two with my homies. Ride til we die. I get bitches the same way I get money. Money, weed, hoes, that's all a true man knows. Peace out. \m/

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racing-zombie-conformists:

ohmygodtheykilledme:

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That’s nice except for the fact that you have no money, so you cant buy weed and no ‘hoes’ want your conformist ass.

You’ll see when I cook up my own crystal meth.

Another crack head conformists as always. Can you hook me up?

Now now gothie. If you want some you gotta pay the big bucks.


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( 4 months ago) · Dec 30,2011 → 30 notes
Anonymous said:
hate you

Hello, Craig.

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Anonymous said:
love you

Come to daddy.

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Anonymous said:
Hey! Are you dead or what???

p. much lingering between two sides

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Anonymous said:
Hump and thrust, hump and thrust, scream Repeat.

Rule #1 in the How to Fuck handbook.

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Anonymous said:
I can't die.

How coincidental. You probably just made that up though.

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